Literature
Timmy and Tommy
Timmy and Tommy went strolling through a local park. Timmy pointed at a duck and exclaimed, "Hey, that looks like you Tommy." Tommy, feeling quite offended, pointed at a goose and said, "Yeah, well that looks like you." Timmy pointed at a homeless man and said, "That's gonna be you in 10 years." Tommy pointed a decrepit building and said, "Well that's where you're gonna live in 5 years." The two boys continued pointing and arguing for 3 more hours until Tommy, becoming red in the face, pushed Timmy into the pond.
"HELP!" Timmy shouted. "I CAN'T SWIM!"
"Well you should have thought that through before you insulted me" Tommy replied.
"I did